Sniglets 09-09

Sniglets 09-09

Chilly reception
Monday March 2, 2009 Al Gore and his global warming alarmists came to Washington to make a push for global warming legislation, the problem with that was Washington was under 7+ inches of snow from a late season storm that dumped snow from Georgia to New England. Fortunately for Gore, beginning this year, he changed his political rant from “Global Warming” to “Climate Change,” thereby locking in proof no matter what direction we go in (warming or cooling), he will be right, despite the normal cyclical changes that happen regardless of man’s interference.

Sir Edward Kennedy
Lest you think that Prime Minister Gordon Brown of England is anything less then a left wing nut case like most of our Congress, Wednesday he was bestowed the title of honorary Knighthood. His title at this point will be Sir Edward Kennedy, advancing him that much closer to Sainthood.

Now is a good time to invest
On Tuesday our President Barack Obama claimed that it would be a good time to invest in the stock market. He went on to say that investing on the long term that “earning are showing a come back.” Thank god he’s not MY broker or I would have rushed to his office to have him drawn and quartered for malpractice. My biggest question would be,….does he get his investment advice from Barney Frank or Chris Dodd? Better still, who encouraged him to say such an asinine thing?

Rush the new target of the Right
The Liberals have no iconic whipping post, so transference is the new popular way. The Democrats have labeled Rush Limbaugh as the new face of the Republican Party. Unfortunately Michael Steele chimed in claiming Rush was merely an entertainer, and in frustration claimed he was the only spokesman for the RNC. It was true, but yet it trivialized Rush’s influence. I wished Steele had ignored the gutter talk, and instead worked with Steele to improve the party rather then tear it apart.

Honeymoon over?
It seems that Pelosi and Obama have come to loggerheads about the Iraq occupation. Obama said on Wednesday that he would leave 35 to 50,000 troops in Iraq for use in training and transition. The house speaker was not pleased saying to the press, “there is no reason we need that many troops there.” Obviously the two are headed for a showdown over who is the more powerful Narcissistic socialist.

Omnibus problems
Once again President Obama has stated he wants to eliminate earmarks and once again he seeks to push yet another pork laden bill. This bill is so laden with Pork Barrel money that not even 100% of his own party in Congress supports it! Afraid of the backlash from constituents select Congressional members have publicly stated they will NOT support it unless a large portion of the 9000 earmarks are removed…….President Obama, what don’t you understand?

With Bush gone who’s left?
Now that Obama doesn’t have Bush to whip on, he has chosen his new target, Rush Limbaugh! One big problem for Obama though, Limbaugh fights back. Rush Limbaugh has offered to debate Obama one on one in his studio, no teleprompters, no note cards, just facts in their heads. Limbaugh noted, “If he wins, he’ll own the country.” Of course Obama has made a mistake to begin with, he addressed Limbaugh, and that action will require that he respond to this offer……..this should be good!

McDumbass calls 911
Ft Pierce, FL, Latreasa L. Goodman called 911 three times to complain that "This is an emergency, If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one,” Latreasa L. Goodman later told police. “This is an emergency." She was charged with “misuse of 911 call.” Just another story about someone who thought she was entitled to misuse the system.