FRACTURED FRIDAY

From About.com:
"According to a new U.N. report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet." --Jay Leno
From Old Soldier: From About.com:
From Canadian Sentinel:

From Bloviating Zeppelin: This joke sent to me by Fish, but I somehow lost it, so I'm re-writing it:

Grandpa was in the backyard with his eight-year-old granddaughter and saw her staring at the ground. He asked her what she was looking at.

"Two spiders. One's on top of the other! What are they doing?"

"They're mating", grandpa answered.

"Oh. What kind of spider is the one on the bottom?"

"It's a Grandaddy Longleggs," grandpa answered.

"What's the one on top?"

"That's a Grandaddy Longleggs too," grandpa said.

Suddenly the little girl stomped on both spiders, squashing them flat, and said "There's not going to be any of that Brokeback Mountain crap going on in my backyard!"

These Two From Flopping Aces and Wordsmith:

Another one From Old Soldier:

"Barack Obama is suffering from a bad headache today. His former pastor, Reverend Wright, is back out there. Reverend Wright gave an interview earlier tonight on PBS with Bill Moyers, and he said he's gotten over a million emails and phone calls telling him to keep on speaking out, and every one of them came from Hillary Clinton. It was amazing." --Jay Leno

From Fish:
Thanks to Crian I was able to publish this. I made this cartoon at Quick Comic.com. You would have to watch Hannity & Colmes pretty regularly to get it. Click to enlarge for easier reading:

Flowers for You: Your weekly Wallpaper. This one is a picture I took in my front yard:

This post is trackbacked to Angel's "MeditatioN: TrY It" Post.

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